I WANT THE MOON
I WANT TO LIVE ON THE MOON
AND EAT IT IN A PIE
AND KEEP IT AS A PET
AND WEAR IT LIKE A GEMSTONE IN MY HAIR
what the fuck sorta drugs are you kids on these days?
AND SOMEDAY SOON!!
THE PEOPLE WHO SAY IM JUST DREAMING! LIKE FATHER AND JAFAR! WILL SEE HOW WRONG THEY ARE! AS I LAUGH IN THERE FACES THROUGH MOUTHFULLS OF
Non-Supernatural fans seeing Croatoan posts
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
Bad news: croatoan virus is spreading and its The End.
Good news: There is a scheduled fandom wide orgy. Please get washed up.